And that was without even a single drop of rum.

No we don’t all have short hair, no we don’t all wear men’s clothing, no we don’t all have small boobs. We don’t hate men, we don’t like every girl we see, we don’t wish we had a penis. We can still wear make up, and do our hair, and wear earrings and necklaces. Want to know what does make me a lesbian? The fact that i’m a girl who likes girls. So when I tell you I’m a lesbian your response better not be “Oh, we’ll you don’t look like a lesbian” because I will cut your nipples off and shove them up your nose, and that’ll be me being nice.

youknowyouarealesbianwhen:

your biggest dilemma of the day is whether to go butch or femme.

(Source: fuckyeahisa)