And that was without even a single drop of rum.
Arianna || 18 || Venezuelan || Texas || Gay tendencies
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i sat through the entire Lincoln movie and i was like really anxious, like as if i didn’t know what was going to happen, like.. “OMG is it going to happen? ARE they going to pass the 13th amendment!? WILL SLAVERY BE ABOLISHED!!?”
(Source: peaceandpot)
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- TV: We are farmers
- Me: BAN BADUMBAN BAN BAN BAN
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He asked me if I knew where broccoli came from, then proceeded to tell me the story. So I asked him to let me record it.
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“call your girlfriend” (Erato cover)
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Post reblogged from Doing it Wrong
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Chat reblogged from (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*LUKA*~✧』
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Yes.
- Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
- Me: No.
- Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
- Me: No.
- Doctor: Do you use condoms?
- Me: Nope.
- Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
- Me: Not that I'm aware of.
- Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
- Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
